Are These Firework Names?

In honor of Independence Day, I want to play "Are These Names of Fireworks?"

Crackling Ball: Is this a firework or a medical condition?

Martian Delight: Is this a firework or a Asian massage special?

Large Friendship Fountain: Is this a firework or a friend with benefits?

World Class Cone #3: Is this a firework or a douche bag at a bar?

Rocket Fountain: Is this a firework or a Passion Party gift?

Phoenix Tail: Is this a firework or a stripper?

Cajun Whistler: Is this a firework or a backwoods redneck you'd find on a float trip?

Here's some other firework names that don't even need jokes written about them:

• Airotica-11 shots
• Battle of Lexington
• Boogie Nights
• Heartstopper
• It’s a Matter of Size
• Jealous Condor
• Larry
• Lethal Weapon
• Molotov Cocktail
• Shock and Awe
• Barely Legal
• So Loud
• That’s Your Problem
• The New Hotness
• Untamed Retribution
• Very Vegas
• The Virus
• Well Equipped